Who let the crazy out?

i am a cpa and attorney. would you go on a date wtih me?

<<Sure, why not.. despite your misspelling of with you're mildly attractive and would buy me a beer.>>

hi my LOVE. i will write more about me so you can decide if you like me. 
i do look and act and feel like i'm 25 not 38 at all. so i am younger than you in a lot of ways. of course I would get married to you in a heartbeat. if we were to go on a date it would be very sad after the end of the date when i would have to come home. what i'm trying to say is i fell in love with your pictures and what you wrote. but if you don't like me the same way with my seven current pictures and what i wrote then i prefer not to get all ready for a date then go on a date then come home sad and all. and you know what its like to be a professional so i don't have much free time. well after high school i graduated top of my class with a bachelor and master degree both in accounting and i been a accountant/attorney ever since school. i haven't had a girlfreind in a very long time so my professor from way back when i still keep in touch with him he recommend i move and he thought Atlanta would be good so i moved to georgia in august. i keep investing time and courting trying to find the perfect girl the ones that are like 10+++ since i already waited so long but now i'm already 38 so i invest time and don't kiss and all so i want to find someone that want to make out and kiss and all. it makes sense if you put yourself in my shoes. after all i would marry you in a heartbeat literally tommorow. i don't have kids but i would be a good role model i don't smoke i don't drugs i don't std, i come from a good family, i'm athletic and i have alot going for me. it says you only go up to 33. i seemed to have wasted my life working and prefer your age becuase i look and act 25. you said your from nyc. i'm wondering if i would have more luck in nyc. i haven't met anyone in atlanta yet becuase i'm too picky. and before atlanta it's been a long time. would you be interested in me? should i press hide? do you get tons of messages that it's 1 in a million you would want me intimately? do you want to do the right thing and pick someone like me, i.e. Mr Right and get married to me? would you at least want to see me once in a while? or did you prefer me to press hide so i don't write virtually the same thing every time i do a search and see you on here to avoid wasting time in future to press hide now? i look better than my pictures well i look the same. they are all current

How long have you been speaking English for?  I'm SOOO glad you wrote this note back to me so I didn't waste time getting ready for a date and then came home and was sad that you were so horribly lame.  Should I show up in a wedding dress since you're ready to marry me literally tomorrow?

But wait... it gets better.  Upon receiving no response from me he continues:

Next day: i haven't turned on the tv since i moved to georgia months ago. i would love to watch a tv program with you tonight  
72min later: its apparent there are other guys your interested in. mine as well face the facts. so i should press hide?
1min later: please be honest wen you respond. i dont' want to be any one's girlfriend
2hr44min later: sorry to disturb. forgot to tell you i can talk on phone if you want
15days later: i notice you online today. should i press hide?????????
1min later: if i press hide then you won't appear in my search and i won't ever be able to contact you so as not to waste anymore time1 day later: i decided to press hide good luc
Thank you jesus.