Introduction

I've been doing online dating sites for many years.  From sparkmatch to match to okcupid.  I even did a brief stint on eharmony before I realized they have no love for atheists.  I've done online dating in NC, NYC, and Atlanta.  I probably went on 80 first dates in NY. In all this time I've received some really really horrible first emails.  So I thought I'd share some of the worst here as a "what not to write".  All are shared anonymously for your humor.